You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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