from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
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Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
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On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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