I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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