But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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