i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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