you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
