She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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