9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
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It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
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I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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