I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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