With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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