Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
where are you?
Hypothermia
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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