if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
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his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
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Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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