i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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