I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
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My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
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The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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