Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
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I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
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i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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