I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
The power of my boobs compel you
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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