their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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