Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
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I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
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It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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