So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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