yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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