I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
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Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
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My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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