I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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