i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
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Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
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I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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