that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
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god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.