if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Randomize
