As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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