About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
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