I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Randomize
