well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
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Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
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Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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