The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
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oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
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So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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