my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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