I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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