You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
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All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
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Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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