Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
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Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
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I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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