I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
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What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
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Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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