Duck Duck Cougar?
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
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A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
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My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
I want a musical about memes.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
send nudes
from the living room?
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