matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
My vagina just recognized that song.
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I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
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Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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