what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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