We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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