Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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