Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
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Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
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Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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