We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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