I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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