Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
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He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
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WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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