i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I have so many feelings about this burrito
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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