He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
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This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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