Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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