Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
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