you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
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some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
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Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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