I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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