NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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