i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
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