TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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