great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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