Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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